10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say

10. The next wheelchair is gonna be a rigid frame TiLite or Colours chair.
9. I expect he'll really scream on the second blood draw but not the fourth one.
8. His sister is fine, really. That's what spontaneous genetic mutation means.
7. Yes, it is degenerative.
6. Orthodist. . . . I mean orthotist.
5. Physiatrist.
4. No, my husband and I are not blood related.
3. My favorite phlebotomist is Cheryl.
2. My child has a stem cell disease and there is absolutely nothing I can do about it.
1. My child has a stem cell disease, and I'm gonna kick its ass.